Oh I'm so terribly bored of online dating. I have my second datingdirect wedding to go to this month and I've also witnessed two datingdirect babies but my own online dating results have been limited to a few not-so-interesting shags and, at best, dinner and a musical in the West End.
Maybe it's just me. Perhaps it's my profile that attracts only the ugly men. Or the men from Belgium. Or the men that I have already repeatedly ignored who don't seem to be able to take a fucking hint. I've had more than 4000 visits to my profile and over 2100 winks but ask me when it was that I last went out on a date?
The good looking ones are boring, the interesting ones are ugly. The ones wearing caps are all bald, the short ones have a chip on their shoulder and the vast majority of them are completely deluded as to their own attractiveness. I remind myself to run from any that are near to 40 and don't appear to have managed to either have a child or have had a serious relationship.
I think my profile is only still active because I can't be bothered to raise the energy to de-activate it. That or I still get some entertainment from the sheer ugliness of some of the men on there who clearly have never had sex, at least not with any living woman. I'm not that desperate. Not yet.
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
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